What If I'm A Mermaid: The Lighthouse (dir. Robert Eggers, 2019)

Manhood is an old and dangerous structure, teetering on the verge of collapse. 

This is an extremely portentous way to open a newsletter, and it is all the more ridiculous when you consider I’m about to segue into a discussion of why I like Robert Pattinson so much. But I do like Robert Pattinson, and always have — I believe this prehistoric Tiger Beatdo…