The Forest Primeval: On "Jurassic Park" 1,2,3,4,5, etc., etc.

At some point, in the late ‘90s, I was watching a special on the making of Mystery Science Theater 3000. What this tells you about me in the late ‘90s — a time when, with a different set of decisions, I could have and should have been up to sexy teen hijinks — is less important than what it tells you about the time. MST3K, Mike Nelson said on that speci…