INVESTIGATION: How Many Gauze Curtains Does Catherine Deneuve Have In THE HUNGER?

It's a lot.

The Hunger is a 1980s bisexual erotic vampire classic, and when you ask me “how much of a 1980s bisexual erotic vampire classic can it be,” I reply that, in its first scene, we see a young David Bowie flirting with a dude in a bar so he can take him home and fuck his girlfriend. It gets more bisexual from there!

Fundamentally, The Hunger is about the t…