Down Where It's Wetter: Underwater (William Eubank, 2020)

Darling it's better, take it from meeeeeeeee

I never finished the Kristen Stewart Christmas movie. I know it to be a subject of intense anger, or at least, I know that it was, for five minutes, before the world moved on. I know that Mackenzie Davis, one of the most charismatic actresses alive, is reduced to playing a conflicted human ice cube, and I know that Alison Brie and Mary Holland, two very…

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