Don't You Know That You're Toxic: I Care A Lot (J Blakeson, 2021)

Is this about Britney Spears? More importantly: What isn't?

For most of its run time, I Care A Lot is a pretty okay movie. It stars Rosamund Pike as a sadistic con artist who gets into a war with the Russian mafia. We all enjoy watching Rosamund Pike do mean things. Between cons, Rosamund Pike spends her time kissing her extremely hot girlfriend, played by Eiza González; I think that’s neat. You get Peter Dinkla…