Dark Lords: The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018 - 2019)

Netflix’s Chilling Adventures of Sabrina — a dark, gory remake of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, which might be all you need to know — tries, with all its heart and soul, to be an empowering feminist parable for teenage girls. This might work better if Sabrina didn’t assume every single person in the audience was an idiot. 

The dialogue on this show is somet…

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